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You know your a
Forever Knight Fan When......
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1. You start walking
around in your house with your robe open just to get that
sweeping cape feeling.......
2. You start buying
Ribena just because GWD had to drink it & you
figure you should too......
3. You actually bought
those pesky contact lenses for you
Halloween costume.......
4. You start having
Flashbacks of your past lives......
5. When you work on the
computer you play FK tapes continually as
a background sound.......
6. You've written to the
networks saying "What's wrong with you, can't you see we
want FK back on the air RIGHT NOW!" more than 10 times......
7. You where caught in
GWD's house wearing his sweatshirt & saying "He was just lucky it was me who broke into his house"......(little bit
of a Brad Pitt ref there:)
8. You've written to the
networks "GWD is sexy so get him back on the air!" at
least once.......
9. You know your a FK fan
when you find the series reruns on SCI-FI just after you
get cable and you get a sudden adrenalin rush and want to bite
the
neck of the nearest human to you! *thanks puckeater*
10. Your subdivision goes
all out for this each October...have a "Death
Procession" that starts at 4:00PM and adults parade around the lake
in costume following a coffin on wheels and doling out schnapps.
*Thanks wantoknow*
11. You sing to Nick/GWD's imaginary image in the shower.......
12. You sing to LaCroix/Nigel's imaginary image in the shower........ ;)
13. You know longer see
the light of day......
14. You've written to the
networks "Nigel is a cutie so get him back on the air!" at
least once....... ;)
15. You travel half the
world, just to get a glimpse of GWD/NB's house........
16. You have all your FK CD's recorded on tapes & on your computer CD
recorder twice so that if anything happens you have a backup.....
17. You have over 6
Floppy Disks with GWD/Nick pictures on it
(filled to the MAX).............
18. You have 3 zip disks
filled to the max with LaCroix/Nigel photos....
19. You take the sheets
in your bed and attempt to wear them just to get a sweeping cape sensation....only to end-up tripping over yourself and
crashing into a wall, only to succeed in getting a large bruise on your forehead & knee......
20. When you want to stop
at the liquor store to get a bottle of wine (which I
always have a glass when I watch my tapes) you tell your friend
you have to stop at the Blood Bank. *Thanks Knightska*
21. You know your a
Forever Knight fan when you play hooky from work or school to record one of the last episodes you don't have on tape because
the stupid
Sci-Fi cannel only airs Forever knight at 8 o'clock in the
morning. *Thanks LadyJessica*
22.You arrange your whole
day to be able to catch today's episode--breakfast,
shower, etc--even though you already have the VCR set up to tape
the episode.
Even if you only got 5 hours of sleep after staying up until 2:00
a.m. reading
a VS4 episode of FK. *Thanks SamFKFan*
23. You come back later in the day to re-watch the episode so you
can zip through
the commercials and somewhat boring scenes to the ones that
really
interested you during the original viewing. *Thanks SamFKFan*
24. You dreams consist
solely on GWD/Nick (or LaCroix,
whichever you prefer ;)........
25. When your satellite is
turned off and you have to break in to your aunt's
house (using spare key of coarse) to get your FK fix. *Thanks
poohpal2*
26. You actually like the
feeling of those uncomfortable plastic
teeth in your mouth.......
27. You know you are a
Forever Knight fan, when you bribe, cajole and threaten
your husband to tape "Forever Knight" when you are out
of town. I have all
the instructions on how to do this taped to the side of the
television. And when
he asks you, "What in heaven's name are you taping, you
never watch television?"
you refuse to answer because you are in love with a vampire.
*Thanks BlytheSpirit*
28. When whenever you
hear the name Nick you automatically think
of Forever Knight and/or GWD even if it's your cousins name......
29. When the topic of
every dinner table conversation has something to do
with blood, vampires, Nick, LaCroix, or today's episode! *Thanks
Courage*
30. When you work only on
the night shift so you can get home before
sunrise. *Thanks 4knight*
31.When you find yourself
eyeing up folks you pass for best meal potential (like our own dear LC who's always on the lookout for a tasty tidbit).
*Thanks Swan*
32. You find yourself
going back and forth on Volta's homepage
just to hear Nick say "Hi" . *Thanx so much Swan;)*
33. You have every GWD
movie he has ever made
including the really hard to find ones that you had to order off Amazon.com or
Ebay.....
34.You tell your employer
you can only work at night, because your
allergic to the sun...... *Thanks Nightjaguar*
35. Your seriously considering renting a warehouse
apartment in Toronto.....*Thanks Nightjaguar*
36. Your friends ask you if you have a drinking problem
because you've got so many wine bottles around the house.......
*Thanks Nightjaguar*
37. Nobody can reach you between the hours
of 8:00am to 8:00pm.....*Thanks Nightjaguar*
38. The four basic food groups in
your house are, tomato soup, ketchup,
spaghetti sauce, and V8......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
39. You use the phrase "brought across"
in normal conversation......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
40. There is never any food in the house.......
*Thanks Nightjaguar*
41. Your neighbors have started stocking up on wooden
stakes, just in case...... *Thanks Nightjaguar*
42. You have actually been caught climbing
out of the trunk of the car.......... *Thanks Nightjaguar*
43. Your family and friends start using the
phrase "don't vamp out"......
*Thanks Nightjaguar*
44. Your car has actually been seen parked
in front of the coroners office............
*Thanks Nightjaguar*
45. You keep your coffee
under the sink.....
(I'm sure you fellow coffee lovers can relate!)
46. When you talk to your
dentist about getting some real fangs and
discussing where they would be re-tracked into your mouth.
*Thanks 4knight*
47. Your children start
stocking up on wooden stakes, just in case.....*Thanks Nightjaguar*
48. When annoyed by a pushy salesperson, you actually try to hypnotize
them......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
49. When your friends call you on the phone and ask what you are
doing, the answer is always the same..."I'm just
tanning myself in the warm glow of
my computer screen....(welcome back Volta)... *Thanks a bunch Nightjaguar*
50. Your husband starts keeping a cross on the
night table.......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
51. You want to name your first born child Nicholas, Natalie,
Vachon, or Janette.........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
52. You -did- name your
first born child Nicholas, Natalie, Vachon,
LaCroix or Janette......;)
53. You turn on the car radio at night hoping to
hear from the "Nightcrawler".............*Thanks
Nightjaguar*
54. On the way to work, your car stereo
is blasting the theme song from FK.............*Thanks Nightjaguar*
55. Your are having dreams about biting people in the neck, and flying
over the city...............*Thanks Nightjaguar*
56. You have too many remote controls around the
house.........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
57. You get thirsty
whenever you see red
lava lamps........... *Thanks Evaonne*
58. You wear sunglasses, even when it's dark & cloudy
during the day........... *Thanks Evaonne*
59. You worry about walking a block in light sunlight without
self-combusting......... *Thanks Evaonne*
60. You find yourself humming the theme from FK wherever you
go............ *Thanks Evaonne*
61. When you speak in French, for some reason subtitles appear
in white down by your stomach.......... *Thanks Evaonne*
62. You buy cars, not because of gas mileage, reliability or
speed,
but because of the trunk size.......... *Thanks Evaonne*
63. You have problems remembering which
century this is........... *Thanks Evaonne*
64. You have a tendency to write English with extra letters (like
flavor, color, etc.), and you actually understand Chaucer
without having one of those handy guides........ *Thanks Evaonne*
65. You can smell garlic on a person's breath from six feet away,
and
he or she is turned facing the other way..........*Thanks
Evaonne*
66. People rely on you to find their way around when there's a
blackout. (Actually, this happened to me on two separate
occasions.
Okay, I have good night vision. What's wrong with that?).......
*Thanks Evaonne*
67. You and your husband have a little game of trying to
bite the other's neck. Nibble nibble! Rahr!........ *Thanks
Evaonne*
68. People look nervous around you and turn up
their collars while hunching down in their
shirts.............*Thanks Evaonne*
69. You always start your day by asking the question, "What
time is it, What day is it, What century is it?".....
70. You call your eye
doctor 2 weeks before Halloween to see if its
possible to order "vampire" contact
lenses..............*Thanks Nightjaguar*
71. ALL of your co-workers come back from lunch,
smelling like garlic...........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
72. You're on the police force, and you nickname your
partner "Schanke"..............*Thanks Nightjaguar*
73. Your idea of the ideal vacation spot is anywhere around the
city
of Toronto..........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
74. You have a bumper sticker that reads "I brake for
vampires".....*Thanks Nightjaguar*
75. You actually have those remote controlled blinds installed in
your house..............*Thanks Nightjaguar*
76. When looking for a new doctor, you search for one with the
first
name of "Natalie"...........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
77. Just before the moving truck arrives to pick up your stuff, you
tell your neighbors, " It's time to move
on"..........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
78.You avoid crosses, like
the plague.........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
79. You are absolutely NOT considering a career
as a fireman........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
80. ALL of your co-workers start wearing
crosses...........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
81. Nobody at work has ever seen you eat or order out
for lunch......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
82. You actually have the painting of the "sun" on your
wall.......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
83. You actually use the phrase "What does it
take to get a rise out of you!" in a normal
conversation..............*Thanks Nightjaguar*
84. You have to leave a party before the
sun comes up...........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
85. You are having flashbacks...to another
century..........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
86. Everyone you know
keeps trying to give
you garlic. *Thanks Evaonne*
87. Everyone you know gives you presents of images of bats,
spiders,
or vampires (including earrings, necklaces, rings, watches,
stickers, erasers, etc.) *Thanks Evaonne*
88. You just can't seem to get to sleep at night, but you also
find
it almost impossible to really feel awake until the sun goes
down........*Thanks Evaonne*
89. Whenever you get thirsty, you always check you
fang teeth (excuse me, eye teeth?) to see if they're growing.
*Thanks Evaonne*
90. You are repulsed by any drink unless it is red in color.
Milk? Eeew! Pale, white stuff. Bleah! *Thanks Evaonne*
91. You have been trying for years to get the DMV to give you the
same plate number as Nick's caddy (heck, you've been looking for
a caddy just like it, including the convertible top). If you get
a caddy convertible, you insist on matching the color. *Thanks
Evaonne*
92. You always seem to be looking over your shoulder at night, to
make sure you aren't being followed by LaCroix. *Thanks Evaonne*
93. You have been practicing the piano in your
garage, late at night--or in your warehouse,
if you have one. *Thanks Evaonne*
94. You keep trying to paint those same paintings
you saw on the show. *Thanks Evaonne*
95. You keep calling your sister Fleure or Janette. *Thanks
Evaonne*
96. People are surprised to see you if you actually
make it out of the house during the day. They often comment on a
smell of "bacon" when you run into the
room from outdoors. *Thanks Evaonne*
97. You find yourself looking for a sunscreen that has SPF 200 or
more--and whatever you put on smells like pineapples. *Thanks
Evaonne*
98. If you walk outside, steam surrounds you and you have to
find a cool, dark spot to keep from boiling away. *Thanks
Evaonne*
99. Whenever you see a picture of Toronto, you keep tilting your
head so it looks right......*Thanks Evaonne*
100. Your co-workers
follow you into the bathroom, to make sure you
still cast a reflection in the mirror..........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
101. Your husband or wife's pet name for you is
"Dracula".........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
102. You name your cat "Nichola", because he gives you
that wild look,
moves like a blur around the house and affectionately nibbles your
neck while you watch TV.......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
103. You nickname your husband "Nichola" for the same
reason........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
104. On your way to Safeway your family wants to know where your
going
and your answer is " I've got to stop off at the nearest
blood bank"...*Thanks Nightjaguar*
105. You never go within ten miles of an Italian
restaurant........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
106. Your friends wonder how you get to their house so
fast.......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
107. This year's company picnic is held at the garlic
festival......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
108. Nobody comes to trick or treat at your house.........*Thanks
Nightjaguar*
109. People start asking you to "make them what you
are"........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
110. Nobody wears the color RED around you..........*Thanks
Nightjaguar*
111. Your neighbors wear turtlenecks... in
the summer........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
112. All of the shirts in your wardrobe are the color
RED.........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
113. You look a lot younger than you really are.........*Thanks
Nightjaguar*
114. When you get angry, you look away, in the hope they didn't see
you
"change"..............*Thanks Nightjaguar*
115. You accidentally answer the phone "Knight here"............*Thanks
Nightjaguar*
116. You wake up with red sweat on your
forehead......... *Thanks
Nightjaguar*
117. You have
candles in every room of the house......... *Thanks Nightjaguar*
118. You
understand people in Chinatown........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
119. You can't
remember your last name.......*Thanks Nightjaguar*
120. You don't
buy the kids "Sunny Delight"...........*Thanks Nightjaguar*
121. You can't remember your birthday or how old you are supposed
to be.......
122. You keep several
unmarked bottles of an unidentified red liquid in your
refrigerator.
*Thanks diamondknight*
123. You are attracted to
people with pale skin.........*Thanks diamondknight*
124. You spent $94.93 & several days
to obtain a personalized Forever Knight
mouse-pad with the exact picture, person & print that you want......
125. You have a sudden urge to start
playing the piano.....
126. You have made up words to go with
the FK Theme song....
127. The only wine you buy/drink is a
Merlot called Vampire.
(It's a Transylvania/Romanian Import - Produced and bottled in the Dealu
Mare South of the Transylvania Alps. And I'm proud to say that I have the empty bottle to prove it
really does exist) ;)
*Thanks Yoshikat*
128. You always wear black in case you
have to take off on an unexpected flight in the middle of the night. *Thanks Yoshikat*
129. You invest in tons of mousse, gels,
and hairspray for those unscheduled midnight flights.
(You might run into a cute blonde detective, and you always want to be
looking your best.)
*Thanks Yoshikat*
130. You start singing The Banana Song
by Harry Belafonte.....
Daylight come and he wanna go home - whenever you're outside in the daytime.
*Thanks Yoshikat*
131. You have over 131 You know you might be
a FK fan when's......hehe ;)
132. Your roommate writes a Vampire
novel and they base their Vampire
character after you.....
*Thanks MandaC*
133. Your computer makes strange vampire
snarling noises every time you
screw up on the computer.......
134. You catch your neighbors cutting
down their prize oak tree to make wooden stakes.....
Special
thanks to Anna Cotton for these little gems! ;-)
135. You’ve seen the episodes more than once.
136. All the episodes.
137. Both the English and Canadian versions.
138. You can find a line from the show to fit any random occasion.
139. You have a secret stash of Ribena in your room and every time
the show comes on, you drink it.
140. Undiluted.
141. You find a line from the books to fit any random occasion.
142. Whenever someone acts silly or stupid or juvenile, you say, “Kindly get your head out of the Middle Ages and remember what century you’re in.”
143. Whenever someone mentions the date “1228” or you see that the time is 12:28, you immediately think of the introduction (He was brought across…)
144. Whenever someone mentions the date “1228” or you see that the time is 12:28, you immediately say the introduction.
145. Then you smile innocently at all the strange looks people give you because you must be crazy.
146. You use abbreviations like FK, MBIAV, QoH, OTL, Nat (J), etc.
147. You buy a club, totally redecorate it, and re-name it The Raven.
148. Your customers compliment you on your, uh, exotic drinks. What is that stuff? Tastes like wine, but there’s something else…
149. You shy away from sunlight, afraid you’ll start to smoke.
16) You’re totally a night-person.
150. Every time you see a police car, you think, what’s Nick doing out in the sun? Or is that just Schanke?
151. You, ah, bend some of the traffic laws so the cops will pull you over, hoping that one of them will be Nick or Schanke.
152. You stay up until the wee hours of the morning scanning your radio for CERK.
153. Then you call the radio stations and yell that they are incompetent ignorant jerks because they don’t have it.
154. Then you get threatened with a charge of verbal abuse and a grounding for racking up the phone bill.
155. You want to pack up and move to Toronto.
156. You want to buy a 1962 Caddy.
157. And ride in the trunk during the day.
158. And endure weird looks from people when they see you coming out of the trunk.
159. And then say, “Yeah, it’s cramped, but you can’t beat the rent.”
160. You link one or more History papers to Forever Knight.
161. You link one or more English papers to Forever Knight.
162. You link one or more Psychology papers to Forever Knight.
163. You get the urge to try souvlaki, just so you’ll have something in common with Schanke.
164. You either a) avoid garlic like the plague or b) eat it raw and then walk up to people saying, “Hey, partner, how are you?”
165. You want to take a tour of the sewers looking for Screed.
166. Your parents have to physically restrain you from taking a tour of the sewers looking for Screed.
167. You buy out the rat section of the pet shop hoping a certain carouche will come along.
168. You buy out the cows at a 4H show, hoping a certain homicide detective vampire will come along.
169. Your walls are covered in FK pictures and icons and quotes.
170. Completely covered.
171. Your e-mail address (if you have one) is directly FK-related.
172. You buy a dozen remotes, earning you a serious monetary decrease plus weird looks from the clerk when you ask how to make them control the blinds and the fireplace plus constant questions of “What’s with all the remotes?”
173. Your answering machine’s message is Nick’s, but with your name.
174. Your answering machine’s message is Nick’s with Nick’s name.
175. You end all conversations with “Hasta la bye bye.”
176. You constantly book flights, hoping that a certain 500-year old vampire will be on the plane since he likes the roar of the engine.
177. You call all the coroners and forensic pathologists just to find out if they're related to Nat.
178. You look up Knight, Vetter, Schanke, etc., in the phone book and call all of them to find out if they're the real ones!
179. You spend hours on the web looking for FK fan pages just so you can chat with other obsessed crazy people
180. You insist that your friends call you Nat, Tracy, Amanda, Janette, Nick, Screed, Vachon, La Croix, etc.
181. You insist that your parents and your sibs call you Nat, etc.
182. You look up Davies, Disher, Bass, Bennet, etc., in the phone book and call all of them to see if they're the real thing!
183. Your parents yell at you and ground you when they see the phone bill
184. If you aren’t, you become a night person
185. If you go out in the day, you either a. dress like Nat or Schanke or b. dress like Janette or Nick (completely covered)
186. And hope that someone will ask, "Aren't you taking this ozone thing a little too hard?"
187. Every time someone drives your car, if you have one, you cry, "Who told him he could drive my car?"
188. You find a line from the FK books to fit any random occasion
189. When faced with a problem you immediately think, "How would (insert your favorite FK character here) handle this?"
190. You find a line from La Croix's monologues to fit any random occasion
191. When faced with the choice of buying things for school or something FK related (soundtrack, books, etc.) you go for FK without a second thought.
192. Your desktop theme is directly FK-related
193. And your wallpaper
194. And your screensaver
195. You spend hours writing FK fanfic
196. You fall asleep in three classes because you were trying to stay up as late as La Croix, Nick, Vachon, etc.
197. You spend hours doing FK crossovers with your other obsessions, like Les Mis and Dracula the Series and Highlander the Series, etc.
198. You spend the better part of Valentine's Day watching the FK marathon.
199. You endanger your life running down the stairs to hear one of the FK family speak in FK or any other movie or series.
67) You hunt in every florists shop for black roses.
200. You want to buy a golden retriever and name it Raleigh "as in Sir Walter."
69) Your internet name is Rosebud
201. Whenever someone asks about the Middle Ages, you say,
"Well, I enjoyed it."
202. You get up each morning (you never were much of a morning person anyway) saying, "What time is it, what day is it, what century is it?"
203. You write to one of the FK actors with “To Nick” or “Janette” or “La Croix”, etc., on the envelopes
204. Then you mail them
205. You track down all of the FK actors’ and actresses’ addresses and pester them constantly with 5+ page letters.
206. They actually answer you
207. In character
208. Or out. What the heck, they answered!!!!!!!!!!
209. Every time you see a greenhouse you seriously consider popping in on the off chance that Felix “the vampire gardener” in there
210. You do pop in, thoroughly frightening whoever’s in there
211. You bug the sports store manager by asking for a sunscreen that smells like piña coladas
212. Every time you hear the phrase, “The truth is out there,” you immediately answer, “Yeah, but maybe not in our jurisdiction.”
213. You are asked to teach a class when a teacher can’t and you base your whole lesson plan around FK
214. Any class
215. Even math (If La Croix is about to bite two mortals and Nick brings along three more, how many mortals are there?)
216. And science (Discuss the malady in “Fever”, and dissect blood cells, finding out how mortals are different from vamps)
217. You tape every talk show you know even if you hate it on the off chance that one of the FK family will be on it
218. You find out about the filmography of every FK member, go out and buy the movies and then totally destroy the tape by rewinding back to the part where they’re in it over and over and over and over and over…
219. When asked to substitute for your History of Ancient Rome class, you base the whole class around 79 A.D. and a certain Roman general and a certain eruption
220. On a history test you insist that one of the most important factors of the Crusades is when Nick is brought across and also waste a whole page explaining how La Croix should have killed Rasputin and waste another whole page discussing Nick’s part in the McCarthy era
221. You fail the test and your teacher sends you home with a note
222. When doing a speech or paper on prostitution you constantly cite Janette
223. You buy a recording of Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata” and play it over and over again, dreaming that Nick is playing it
224. You spend the last of your hard-earned cash on exact duplicates of the goblets used at the Raven
225. You write long letters to all the FK family (or your favorites) pleading for their autographs, personal info, good wishes, etc.
226. They reply
227. You frame their responses
228. You answer every phone call with, “Knight.”
229. You spend hours making a list of reasons of how you know you’re obsessed with FK
230. You add to the current list (please please please do!!!!)
231. It goes over 100 reasons because you really are THAT obsessed
232. You have a shrine to FK
233. You believe all the characters exist
234. You take up painting
235. You buy cow’s blood as a “paint thickener”
236. And use it
237. And endure long shrink sessions when your parents want to know exactly why you’re painting with blood
238. You keep blood and Ribena in your fridge
239. And endure even longer shrink sessions when your parents want to know exactly why you have blood in the refrigerator
240. You set your alarm clock to play the FK intro or any of your favorite FK lines
241. You buy those contacts and plastic teeth
242. And wear them
243. Every night
244. Your friends are afraid to anger you, for fear you'll bite them
245. Your friends are afraid to let you lose in a game, for fear you'll bite
them
246. Your friends are afraid of you, period
247. You endanger your life by jumping off the bannister of your staircase
trying to fly
248. In the hospital with either a sprained or broken body part you pretend to
have amnesia
249. And search for La Croix
250. When your mom serves French fries for dinner, you say, "Do you know
what's like to have lived 800 years and never tasted a French fry? Brace
yourself. I'm about to join the ranks of humanity."
251. Then you pour ketchup all over them and endure your sister's question of,
"Want some fries with that ketchup?"
252. Then you pick up a fry, hold it in front of you, look at it, drop it onto
your plate, and run away screaming, "Blood! It's blood! Oh my GOD, Nat,
it's blood!"
253. Every time you get angry in front of other people you quickly turn away,
hoping they don't see your glowing eyes and fangs.
254. And then say, "Nothing!" when they ask you what the heck you were
doing. (Hey, you don't want the Enforcers after you!)
255. Try hypnotizing your sister to do your chores and homework
256. Succeed
257. Threaten to bite her and NOT bring her across when she says she was just
humoring you
258. Get a weird, dreamy, obsessed, half-hungry look whenever you see a GIVE
BLOOD sign
259. Go to every GIVE BLOOD event you know of, hoping to see La Croix or Vachon
or maybe
Nick (Hey, he liked it in SoB! Yeah, OK, demon, but still.)
260. Take up French so you'll have something in common
261. Bite your lips and fingers to taste blood
262. Go around asking people their blood type
263. Your friends give you a wooden stake for a Channukah present
264. With garlic cloves
265. And a sun lamp
266. And you hiss and snarl at them
267. And they stay away and promise never to do it again, ever, cross
our hearts
268. And then back away and leave when you snarl , "Don't you ever do
that in front of me again!"
269. Every time the fire drill goes off you become hysterical
270. Especially since you're caught between fire and the sun
271. And you pull your shirt over your head and jump out of the window
272. When you study Cortez and the Mayans, you wonder, Hmm, I
wonder what Vachon was doing?
273. When giving a report on Cortez, you ignore him and speculate on
what Vachon might have been doing with the Inca
274. And fail
275. And get sent home with a note
276. Your French teacher or Lit teacher has steel-blue eyes and short
white hair and you beg him to say Sois tranquille or go into a monologue
about love or ghosts or life.
277. He becomes thoroughly scared of you and sends you home with
another note and a recommendation to see the school psychiatrist
278. You make up lists of why you are obsessed with FK
279. When someone drives your car and gets into an accident, you say,
"I could KILL you about the car!" and then quickly turn away to try
and
control your glowing eyes and fangs
Thanks for all the great ykyafkfw's Anne!
280. You name your new puppy Nick, and the moment you
get him home, you
realize you named him right, because he won't stop biting and gnawing on
your arms and legs. *Thanks Sandra!*
The End?
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