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"I'm thirsty..."
-Nick
"Yes....I know. It's very simple, it's time to kill."
-LaCroix
"Now you are as eternal as Paris."
-LaCroix
"Inquiring minds want to know!"
-Nick to Reporters
"How long as Schanke been here?"
-Nick
"Not long, how'd you know?"
-Dedrick
"I can smell his cologne."
-Nick
"Right up the honker. Bing - bang - boom. Work with me. Work with me."
-Schanke
"And your experience is telling you we should be looking at nasal
hairs?"
-Nick to Schanke
"Can you believe they put a man like this on the force, falls apart
when
he sees a little salsa picante."
-Schanke
"You know the -really- scary thing is that the first 4 digits up
there
match my alarm code..."
-Nick
"What is it?"
-Nick
"Grasshopper Buns, eye of newt, what the hell do you care.....drink
it."
-Nat
"Who's it gunna be captain?"
-Nick
"Well...you'll like him."
-Stonetree
"Who"
-Nick
"..he's...he's a day guy, you'll only have to work with him on the shift
change."
-Stonetree
"His name"
-Nick
--Stonetree opens his office door--
"Well howdy....partner" Schanke
"Will somebody shoot me,.......please?"
-Nick
"Hello, Mr. Nick Knight, you have been selected by a major market research
company to spend 1 sun filled week in beautiful Hawaii, all you have to do to
win..
*Nick decides to skip this message*"
-Caller
"What the hell are you doing?"
-Schanke
"Three words Schanke, in...tu...ition."
-Nick
"I can hear her heart...."
-Nick
"It beats for you...."
-LaCroix
"What are you doing?"
-Nick
"Smoke a ciggy"
-Schanke
"Not in my caddy."
-Nick
"Try to get him to talk, I'm going around..."
-Nick
"Around, what the hell is around?"
-Schanke
"But you saw Knight -pull- the perpetrator -out- the window, right.....
and you weren't on crack?"
-Stonetree
"Me? No...I had a Souvlaki with onions but...no crack."
-Schanke
"That's right, your a Knight with a 'K' aren't you?"
-Alise
"...So I took a course on it at NYU."
-Nick
"BTW, these tasset's don't fit the breast plate...the guy couldn't relieve
himself..."
-Nick
"Really, I'll tell the curator..."
-Alise
"Oh...don't bother. Nobody can tell the difference."
-Nick
"You can."
-Alise
"It happens to you once you don't forget."
-Nick
"No, When you live in the past you have no today, no tomorrow."
-Nick
"Stonetree starts eating Kleenex, have you ever seen him do that?
I think he does it for the roughage."
-Nat to Nick about -creating tension when he disappears-
"Screw the sunrise, give me the bottle!"
-Nick
"I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires."
-Nick
"You know you could go public with this & do quite well, bloodsuckers
as
public servants next on Geraldo!"
-Nat (just slightly peeved ;)
"Oh, I'm Sorry! Let me leave so you can go back to your Bella Lugosi
movie...
Maybe he can give you a few tips!"
-Nat
"Try to get him to talk, I'm going around."
-Nick
"Around? What the hell is around?"
-Schanke
"You haven't lived that long."
-Alise
"I'm workin' on it"
-Nick
"I hate Baseball & slow games make eternity seem so much
longer..."
-Janette's view on Baseball ;)
"Filthy habit, at least I know it can't kill me."
-Janette as she takes a drag off her cigarette
"The Nightcrawler's -waiting- for you..."
-LaCroix (Final words from DKP1)
"When you live in the past, you have no today, no
tomorrow." -Nick
"I thought we might talk over a midnight snack"
-LaCroix
"Immortality, wasn't that your big wish? To live forever, never to end up
like this!
Well, I gave that to you & -this- is how you repay me?"
-LaCroix
"They where my friends..."
-Nick
"AND -what- are we?"
-LaCroix
"I want the Cup."
-Nick
"Then COME AND GET IT"
-LaCroix
"Is this someone I should meet???"
-LaCroix when he first sees Alise
"What's it gonna take to get a rise out of you?"
-LaCroix
"Either way, I win"
--cup breaks--
-Lacroix
"You want mortality? I'll give you mortality, with Fire, a Stake in the
Heart,
all these will do it my friend, along with one more....decapitation!"
-LaCroix
"We all know Knight's a Hot shot, he just has no experience. Sure he looks
good in leather
& he's got the blonde hair but between you, me & the lamp post, he's in
the dark about a few things."
-Schanke (I just loved that line!)
"It's a little bit cramped.......but you can't beat the rent"
-Nick after getting caught climbing out of the trunk of his car
"Who told him he could drive my car?!?"
-Nick
"You know, there's a word for women like you, and it isn't nurse."
-Schanke
"So...so, your not mad about the car?"
-Schanke
"I could kill you about the car!"
-Nick
(loved this whole scene!!!)
"Is that when you hit the fire hydrant?"
-Nick
"Hey, are you ok? You look like death wound over."
-Schanke
"No, I think I'll wait till I can sink my teeth into something."
-Nick
"Are you alright?"
-Nurse referring to Nick
"Oh, he's just hungry"
-Schanke
"You the detective, what do you think"
-Nick
"I think your with holding evidence.."
-Schanke talking about Nick & Alise
"He's at my place...."
-Nick
"Hey, Hey! Knight, you wanna tell me how you plan on getting there!"
-Schanke
"Crawler, you out there man? Call in tell us what's what....Where worried
about you."
- Radio Announcer filling in for LaCroix
"I believe he got what was coming to him...now it's -your- turn."
-LaCroix
"Steel Spikes can't kill a Vampire Nick.....but fire can. Isn't it about
time
you got out of there?"
-LaCroix
"Mortals die. Does it really matter how or when?"
-LaCroix
"Go to hell"
-Nick
"*Chuckles* Not before you do."
-LaCroix
"That Hurt!"
-LaCroix
"What about the car?"
-Nick
"Oh yeah, do you realize you have a pint of Grade A Skanke running through
you."
-Schanke
"What? Nat...you didn't."
-Nick
"Sorry Nick, he was the only available donor."
-Nat
"Now I guess you won't be able to go by a Souvlaki stand without feeling the
urge..."
-Schanke
"..but why was he already missing 2 pints when we found him?"
-Schanke
"Evaporation"
-Nick
"Fastest way to a coffin."
-Nat
"One of them anyway."
-Nick
"Hey... Will you -stop- looking at me like that! You two have no idea what
it's
like to live with an addiction!"
-Schanke (lol)
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"Word to the wise, immortality is no excuse not to
floss."
-Nick
"Some people change"
-Nick
"Ahhh, but your not people, your never going to learn that are you."
-Janette
"I thought I told you to stay outside."
-Nick
"Hey, what are you doing! I was just about to score!"
-Schanke
"Great car...."
-Schanke
"It works..."
-Nick
"She was dead before she got spiked"
-Nick
"How do you know that?"
-Schanke
"Because there's not enough blood."
-Nick
"Beautiful isn't it."
-Nat
"Yeah, It depends on your point of view."
-Nick
"Do you want me to start wearing it to bed?"
-Nick (Nat & Nick discussing how he should 'address' his immortal fears)
"Well, the garlic pills are defiantly an improvement."
-Nick
"We don't want your blood to boil....it spoils the taste."
-Alma
"let's just say you would have become a -permanent- member of the night
shift..."
-Janette
"Shake it off, freaks are our business."
-Becky
"Don't lie to me father, it doesn't become you."
-Nick
"Is there -nothing- you believe in that strongly?"
-Father R. to Nick
"Detective Knight, I've been looking all over for you, are you
alright?"
-Amanda
"What?"
-Nick
"What do you mean? I just saw you get shot!"
-Amanda
"Why tackle this now?"
-Nat
"'cause tomorrow I'm spending the day in a church."
-Nick (Nothing like waiting till the last minute ehh Nick?)
"There's an old Italian saying Skanke, When a man sends his wife flowers
for
no good reason, there's usually a reason."
-Nick
"Oh Yeah, well there's another old Italian saying...get out of my
face!"
-Schanke ( I think this is the most day you will see Nick in without him burning
to a crisp;)
""It's Elma..."
-Nick Knight (with Irish Accent)
"Yeah well anyway she was coming on to me like I was Mel Gibson in the
tenth or a
Greek...........(Schanke looks at the profile) oh God!"
-Don Schanke
(Schanke opens the door & finds Nick smiling)
"Number one, I thought I told you to stay away from there, Number two, your
supposed to be covering this place from the outside....."
-Nick Knight (with Irish Accent)
" You son of a......"
-Don Schanke
"20 hail Mary's, promise you'll never go in there again"
-Nick Knight (with Irish Accent)
(This whole part was great! Gotta love that accent:)
"The lord excepts those who......ect, ect."
-Nick
"How do you feel about Bratwurst & Sauerkraut?"
-Father R.
(Nick Faints)
"Alive & well Skanke, I think your confession made me sick to my stomach."
-Nick
"How did you do that?"
-Amanda
"A little bit of adrenaline....and a lot of faith."
-Nick
"You know father, I think my partner does enough confessing for the both of
us."
-Nick
"You where able to hold it!"
-Nat
"It burns but not as badly"
-Nick (talk about the cross)
"No thanks Skanke......suns coming up."
-Nick
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"Hey, Knight, we gotta get down to the harbor pronto!"
- Schanke
Nice tie, captain....what'd your kid make it?!"
-Schanke
"You look awful."
-Stonetree
"Thanks...you wanted to see me?" (sits down)
-Nick
"Sit down, Nick."
-Stonetree
"Take me to her place."
-Nick
"Oh no, this can't be hers."
-Nick
"Eww, If I'd known I would have offered her my decorator!"
-Janette
"What are you doing here?"
-Actress
"We're friends of Erica's."
-Nick
"Yes, we go way back."
-Janette
"How was the theatre?"
-Stonetree
"Enlightening"
-Nick
"You didn't take Schanke with you?"
-Stonetree
"Are you kidding? No, we met at the hospital!"
-Nick
"There are only two ways to escape eternity...
one way is to join the dead...the other is to join the living."
-Nick
"Keep him away from me! He's, he's a monster!"
-Killer
"You're alive, pal...Don't blow it by insulting my
partner."
-Schanke
"Did you know Erica very well?"
-Actress
"We danced a few dances together."
-Nick
"She had an old soul didn't she?"
-Actress
"Not when I knew her."
-Nick
"So, what did of the play?"
-Actress
"It was the most insipid play I've ever seen in my entire life."
-Nick
"Wow, that's the best review I've ever heard."
-Actress
" First review of Romeo and Juliet."
-Nick
"Did I miss
anything?" Don Schanke
"Just the middle ages." Natalie Lambert
"Was it fun?" Don Schanke
"I enjoyed them." Nick Knight
(Nat and Nick exchange a Smile)
" This is
truly pathetic......(looks at the bottles in the fridge).
Should we be talking about an alcohol problem here? "
-Don
Schanke
" .....they were presents (bumps Nat)"
-Nick Knight
"...he got him for Christmas"
-Nat Lambert
"..and my last Birthday"
-Nick Knight
" He doesn't
deserve to live, Schanke."
-Nick Knight
" Nick you solved this thing, besides think of all paper
work
if you drop him."
-Schanke
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"You ODed on a
six foot Saluki or something?"
-Nick Knight
"If I could
tap in on your nervous
energy you could light a whole city"
-Nick Knight
"You
know, I hate it when you don't take me seriously"
-Don
Schanke
"How can you
laugh about that?"
-Natalie Lambert
"Oh, I'm not, I'm
laughing at you...."
-Nick Knight
"What do you
mean?"
-Natalie Lambert
"Well, how can you even cry about
that, I mean It wasn't
even about people."
-Nick Knight
"It was so sad..."
-Natalie Lambert
"It's about a 40 foot Gorilla!"
-Nick
Knight
"Natalie, I'm
800 years old. I know what is right and what is wrong." Nick
Knight
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"Are you
kidding, this subject was invented for you, I mean I'm sure
you've
got some old war story"
-Nick Knight
"hey......Hang up! HANG UP!!!"
-Don Schanke
"Repression is a serious thing Skanke"
-Nick Knight
"hang up, hang up!......give me that!"
-Don Schanke
"Nope.... it's almost as bad as denial, I don't want to see
you
in denial, I mean it's unhealthy, keep it up & you'll end up
on
doctor Nobles new couch"
-Nick Knight
"Are you an officer in uniform?"
-Women on radio
"Uh, yea, hold on just one second"
-Nick Knight
"Hi...uh, it happened when I was a rookie..."
-Don
Schanke
Also worth
mentioning is nick playing fill-in host, that too was
priceless:)
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