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- Consider buying a old warehouse
& converting it into a home. It's nice & roomy.
- Toronto is a nice place at night.
- Consider installing automatic metal
shutters, they may come in handy when your trying to
sleep in....
- Try to stay away from anyone named
LaCroix or Divia.
- Always have a Sharpened wooden
stake at your disposal, you never know when one of those
pesky enforcer's will decide to drop in...
- Installing a heater in your car,
even if you live in a relatively cold area like Toronto,
Canada in -not- necessary.
- Take up painting, it's a great way
to pass the centuries.
- If all you ever have in your fridge
is 5 or 6 green bottles of red 'wine', you may want to
let people look in your fridge all the time. They may get
suspicious or at least want a drink.....
- Never judge a man by the size of
his fangs.
- Green glass bottles may come in
handy
- If you see someone get shot &
the bullets go right through him/her body, you may want
to consider
asking them about it.
- Flashbacks are a fantastic way to
pass the time.
- A lot happens after 1:00am.
- Humanity is all we truly have,
treasure it.
- Don't ever let your flashbacks
depress you.
- Repay society for your sins
- Going to a seemingly weirdo
nightclub such as the Raven might be fun.
- If you come across a severed limb
in a Fridge....leave it alone.
- If you come across a decapitated
head in a Box....leave it alone.
- If you come across any severed or
decapitated body part, for god sakes, leave it alone!
- Don't trap family members in
Egyptian tombs for centuries at a time, chances are they
won't like it.
- A morgue, despite your previous
feelings, may be a nice place to hang out.
- Be Brave
- If you ask your friend over 100
times if they want some Souvlaki & every time they
say 'no', don't bother asking them anymore, chances are
there answer will be the same & you will just tick them off.
- Eccentric is good
- If your looking for a car consider
buying a '62 Caddy.
- Don't worry about the mileage or the
condition of the car your thinking of buying, trunk space
is -all- that counts.
- If you spend a lot of time in the
trunk of your car, consider investing a little money in a
few travel games & a flashlight to pass the time.
- Sun-block is a good thing
- Remember, evil -is- a metaphysical
condition.
- Black is a lovely color.
- Coroner uniforms attract blonde
vampires.
- FK is a great way to meet friends!
;)
- It's a good idea to stay away from
anyone who's eyes are glowing amber, green or red.
- Don't breath garlic on you friends
face, trust me, they wont appreciate it.
- Don't mess with anyone who's age #
has 3 or more digits.
- When putting in doors in your home
you may want to add a door that everyone an open easily,
not just 'people' with super-human strength.
- Coffee gets stale & sometimes a
little moist when left under the sink.
- It's worth investing in Tarot
cards....
- It's worth even more when you
actually know -how- to read tarot cards.
- Pale skin can attract women.
- If you wreck someone's classic 62
caddy, it helps to donate blood to them.
- Don't let a possessive vampire bring
you across. They will never let you get away.
- Hypnotism can come in mighty
handy....
- It's a good thing to learn how to
hypnotize people.
- Learn how to put the pieces
together.
- Believe anything...
- Bullet holes in your partners suit
are just that.....think about it.
- FK webpages are a good way to pass
your time on the world wide web;)
- If all else fails, go to your
supernatural friend.
- If you have any kind of evidence
that Vampires exist (photos, Video ect) , for heavens
sake get ride of it!
- You can get a great 'windblown' hair look if you
fly into the wind.
- All relatives can be a pain, even the supernatural
kind!
- Flying is the fastest way to
travel.
- Hypnotism is the best way to get a
thug to talk.
- If you're going to try to eat
around mortals use LOTS of ketchup and your imagination
- Try to keep your O+ blood bags
hidden well, otherwise they might fall out if curious
little kids you're watching get an urge to explore your
fridge.
- Try not to get shot in the
head...you might get amnesia, and the doctors will think
you're dead when they hear no heart beat.
- It is also a good idea to have a
supernatural friend for backup if anything did happen.
- Try not to arrive on the crime
scene too soon, otherwise your partner might start to
wonder...
- Beware of sharp sticks and garlic!
They can be very irritating, like a bunch of scorpions stinking you at once (the garlic darts
at least)
- Don't get TOO close to the mortals
around you... you'll out live them in a heartbeat.
- If you're going to actually go out
in the daylight make sure you have a driver available
while you're traveling in your cozy trunk.
- Be nocturnal.
- When you're chasing a thug on the
run (in their car) a good way to get them to stop is
to...
1. fly over them
2. land in the middle of the road directly in front of
them
3. show your glowing eyes
4. growl and hiss with your fangs glistening in the
moonlight
(They should then drive off the road and have a wreck
thinking they've gone nuts)
5. go to their car then yank the door off
6. arrest them.
- Remember showing your fangs is a
good way to scare thugs to death.
- Whenever you need any information about one of
your current cases or anyone, or anything, from your community don't
hesitate to visit your nearest Gothic-scene club. You can always
rely on the owner to know the answer to your questions.
- Invest in dark clothes and stain removing
solutions; they come in handy if your a little messy with your midnight
snack.
- If your attracted to men who heal themselves and
grow old... lookout!
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